Repost from Potsie:
when i was 5, i thought i’d grow up looking like barbie doll. cos my grandma said so. back then, i didn’t know grandma’s love could be so biased.
when i was 5, i had my first crush. i slow danced with that boy. he proceeded to put his hands into his shorts to scratch his butt. then placed it back on my shoulder.
when i was 13, i thought i’d marry jonathan taylor thomas. i thought we were truly MFEO. i’d memorize his biodata (source: tigerbeat magazine) and discovered we had the same passions. i’d do “are you what JTT is looking for??” quizzes and get all the right answers. my love knew no boundaries. i thought i’d move to US of A and marry him.
i’m now 27 and the day is exceptionally good if i get to pangsai twice. full load, mind you.
Glossary:
MFEO - Made For Each Other
pangsai - poop
Meat balls are good.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad u're learning how to appreciate balls.
Btw, just an update that this bally is officially on the sampan with her favourite bally again.
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wait...which sampan is this? and who's bally's fav bally leh?
ReplyDeletebtw. those meat balls look daaaaam good man. I imagine, with lots of fibre, they'd come out well too from the other side.
the sampan of sampat spinsters...
ReplyDeletewelcome welcome to the boat bally bally!
bally's fav bally is meeeee!!kaka