More reasons to avoid local men...
*In the car after dinner*
SAD (Single, Assholic, Despo) Man: Shall we go to my place?
FSG (Fellow Single Girl): Thanks for dinner but I think I better head home, I'm tired.
SAD Man: But like, I have games in my place. Come over.
FSG: No thanks, I think I better get home, I have to be up early.
SAD Man: Just come for a bit, we can watch TV.
FSG: I don't want to come over to your place.
SAD Man: But, why?
FSG: Look, I'm not going to sleep with you ok?
SAD Man. *in whiny baby voice* But..but...I WANNNNNNNN!!!
*FSG gets out of car*
Lol! Are they that transparent?
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ReplyDeletewhy u quote me!! i really had games!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA
ReplyDeletewho wants to have sex with a freakin' BABY!!
what a loser
ReplyDeleteThat's say I do this (after dinner):
ReplyDelete"Doing anything later? Wanna have sex?"
100% more honest and right to the point.
Wouldn't 'would you like to sleep with me?' be more polite and inviting? :P
ReplyDeleteWhichever way you put it, if you're that sad and desperate chances are she won't sleep with u.
ReplyDeleterotflmao... L*O*S*E*R
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