Isn't it ironic? A Queen is ruining my life.
I have been suffering from a constant upset tummy because of a Queen.
Everybody who hailed the Queen should really be shot.
I'm sad. The happy single girl is really sad. Help. Help me kill the Queen.
Ways in which I have fantasised about killing the Queen:
- Pop her like a balloon.
- Run her over with a steamroller.
- Enrol her in Biggest Loser and tell them to make her run on a treadmill till she gets a heart attack.
- Hope she gets filled with helium and floats away.
- A bigger Queen bitch slaps her into the ground.
- A scary man named Bubba makes her his playtoy.
- Someone accidentally shoots her with a tranquilizer gun and sells her off for money.
How do you run from a Queen who thinks she rules the world?
I have been suffering from a constant upset tummy because of a Queen.
Everybody who hailed the Queen should really be shot.
I'm sad. The happy single girl is really sad. Help. Help me kill the Queen.
Ways in which I have fantasised about killing the Queen:
- Pop her like a balloon.
- Run her over with a steamroller.
- Enrol her in Biggest Loser and tell them to make her run on a treadmill till she gets a heart attack.
- Hope she gets filled with helium and floats away.
- A bigger Queen bitch slaps her into the ground.
- A scary man named Bubba makes her his playtoy.
- Someone accidentally shoots her with a tranquilizer gun and sells her off for money.
How do you run from a Queen who thinks she rules the world?
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