Monday, April 5, 2010

6 Impossible Things B4 Breakfast

The Single Girl's 6 Impossible Things:

1) That there will come a point where you don't care anymore.

2) That all men will eradicate the Asshole Gene.

3) That people will stop questioning our singledom.

4) That over-loved up couples will cease to annoy us.

5) That we will stop questioning our physical attractiveness.

6) That the Perfect Man exists.

1 comment:

  1. I am a living breathing example that 3 out of your list of 6 impossibles is possible.
    1) I do not give a shit
    3) Most people have stopped questioning my singledom
    4) I pitty over loved-up couples for the heart-ache and/or sexually transmitted diseases that await them.

    2) the Asshole gene doesn't appear to be on its way to erradication any time soon.
    6) That perfect man does not exist but in us, who eventually become he who we've always waited for.
    5) And finally, as the years go by, I'm convinced I'm getting older and uglier. -if anyone has a cure for this one, it will be much appreciated.

    Thank you and goodbye