Tuesday, April 20, 2010
How To Tell You're On A Bad Date
SAD (Single Assholic Dude) : So shall we go back to my place?
FSG (Fellow Single Girl): Okay.
SAD & FSG go to SAD's house.
SAD: So let's just stay in the living room for awhile.
FSG: Ok, can I get a drink? Shall I put on some music?
*SAD goes to make FSG a drink and FSG turns on the music
SAD: Hey, don't put on the music so loud, my Mom is sleeping.
FSG: Ok, then let's just go to your room and listen to the music.
SAD: Oh cannot, that's where my Mom is sleeping.
FSG: Your Mom is sleeping in your room?
SAD: Yah, my Mom sleeps with me.
FSG: But why?
SAD: Cheaper what. We only use one aircond.
*FSG runs home.
*SAD shrugs and goes to sleep with his mom.
NOTE: SAD is a professional in his 30s...his Mom is neither sick or immobile or needs constant care.