Thursday, July 15, 2010
Matchmaking the Mommy Way
Desperate times call for desperate measures. In the news recently, I was alerted to a desperate mother who in an attempt to marry her single son off, has created a website especially to find a suitable mate for her beloved offspring.
Read about it HERE
All I can say is, Kudos to the dude for letting his Mom handle his singledom so amicably. It got me thinking about whether it's about time all of us go to Mummy dearest for a bit of help. If you think about it, mothers are probably the best people to help you out of your single situation.
Why we should consider Mama Mia to help us get hitched:
1>>Moms know what's best for you even when you don't know it yourself.
2>>Mothers are usually spot on and are hardly ever wrong.
3>>Mothers know you inside out and can probably gauge the best person for you.
4>> Moms are uncannily good judges of character.
5>>Moms can tell the bad seeds to fuck off.
I read this true story about this man whose Mom wanted him to get married and asked him "So what kind of girl are you looking for?"...The man was watching TV and a popular actress was on screen, so he casually pointed at the TV and said "Someone like her would be good." So the Mom nodded and went off. A few days later, the Mom told the son, "I've set you up on a blind date, you must go." So the man went on the blind date and when he reached the restaurant, what did he find? The very same actress he'd pointed at sitting at the table. The Mom had actually set him up with the actress herself, not some chick who looked or acted like her. And what happened? He ended up proposing to the actress after just a couple of months of dating and they've been happily married for the last 15 years.
Moral of the story: When your Mom asks you what sort of partner you're looking for, make sure someone good is on TV.