More reasons to avoid local men...
*In the car after dinner*
SAD (Single, Assholic, Despo) Man: Shall we go to my place?
FSG (Fellow Single Girl): Thanks for dinner but I think I better head home, I'm tired.
SAD Man: But like, I have games in my place. Come over.
FSG: No thanks, I think I better get home, I have to be up early.
SAD Man: Just come for a bit, we can watch TV.
FSG: I don't want to come over to your place.
SAD Man: But, why?
FSG: Look, I'm not going to sleep with you ok?
SAD Man. *in whiny baby voice* But..but...I WANNNNNNNN!!!
*FSG gets out of car*