Sunday, February 28, 2010

Filed Under Miscellanous

More reasons to avoid local men...

*In the car after dinner* 

SAD (Single, Assholic, Despo) Man: Shall we go to my place?

FSG (Fellow Single Girl): Thanks for dinner but I think I better head home, I'm tired.

SAD Man: But like, I have games in my place. Come over.

FSG: No thanks, I think I better get home, I have to be up early.

SAD Man: Just come for a bit, we can watch TV.

FSG: I don't want to come over to your place.

SAD Man: But, why?

FSG: Look, I'm not going to sleep with you ok?

SAD Man. *in whiny baby voice* But..but...I WANNNNNNNN!!!

*FSG gets out of car*

9 comments:

  1. Lol! Are they that transparent?

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  3. why u quote me!! i really had games!

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  4. HAHAHA

    who wants to have sex with a freakin' BABY!!

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  5. That's say I do this (after dinner):

    "Doing anything later? Wanna have sex?"

    100% more honest and right to the point.

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  6. Wouldn't 'would you like to sleep with me?' be more polite and inviting? :P

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  7. Whichever way you put it, if you're that sad and desperate chances are she won't sleep with u.

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