So we were exchanging horror stories and I have to say this is the worst:
A friend of a friend had a problem with her *private area* and decided that she needed to go to the doctor to find out if the itch was an STD.
So she goes in for the test and comes back a couple of days later for the results. When she reaches the doctor's office, the doctor is standing there with two police officers. This is when she is informed that there was something in her test results that needed police investigation.
She then gets told that her *itch* is caused by a certain type of worm. *bleurgh* And that worm can only be found in dead bodies.
The question now is, how did a worm from a dead body enter this fine woman's nether regions?
Hence the police being there, because something NASTY must be going on...
What it turned out to be was, this woman's boyfriend worked in a mortuary. And well, he was having a jolly good time with some of these dead bodies. Eww.
And what he did was, bang a corpse, failed to wash his kukuchiao and came back and banged his unfortunate gf.
So the police picked him up for necrophilia.
But the most amazing part about this story is...after the whole incident...the biggest question on the girl's lips was...'Err, I don't know if I should break up with him.'
That's what you call mortally stupid.