Well, it's official. I'm in panic mode.
Signs you're in panic mode:
1 - You start going through your Facebook friend's list and separate the single from the non-single male friends.
2 - You message your male friends relentlessly to get some attention.
3 - You suddenly realise your wardrobe has nothing that shows off your cleavage (no matter how non-existent it is)
4 - You've started writing letters to an assortment of hot celebrities again.
5 - You start to track down the exes who have disappeared.
6 - You start to flirt back with men who repulse you.
7 - You contemplate lesbianism seriously.
8 - You badger a kind male friend into becoming your 'back up'.
9 - You try to make 'spinster pacts' with your girlfriends.
10 - You can't sleep because you're up all night internet stalking potential dates.