Tuesday, December 15, 2009
The Importance of Poo
It occurred to me that no single woman can be a happy single woman if she does not have other single woman around her to bitch about being single with.
That said I am immensely thankful for the many many girls who have made being single actually look and feel quite cool.
Just a shout out really to name but a few...
Potsie - For understanding the importance of poo. And for demonstrating how big an elephant's dingaling actually is.
Pervy Piscean - For reminding me everytime she sticks her hand down some male model's jeans that being single 'feels' really good.
Kiaks - For showing me that you can make neurotic rants look sexy.
Ms. M & Ms. J - For making me feel like I'm not alone everyday.
Mili - For being the sort of single girl I want to be when I grow up.
But the not so single girls that I know are also worth a mention, they make me feel like I could never really be alone...
Desert Princess - For being the person I would marry had you been born a man. Why? Why? Can't I find a man like you?
Bally - For teaching me about the importance of juggling balls.
Prontip - For teaching me practically everything I know and for not succumbing to peer pressure and becoming my actual lesbo partner. Kaka.
Kachuak & Tek - For being the sort of girls I want to mould myself into because you're the marriageable types.