I don't think I get signs of interest that men give me. I'm the sort of girl who is oblivious to all these mild flirtations. If you like me, please tell me straight. Don't try and give me strange signs and expect me to pick up on it.
Boy brushes hair from off my face. (I think he's trying to pull one of my white hairs out)
Boy tells me to sleep on his duvet. (I neglect to comprehend it's an invitation to sleep underneath the duvet WITH him)
Boy asks me to watch him change. (I think it's coz he wants my fabulous fashion advice)
Boy tries to inadvertently put arm round me. (I think it's coz he needs me to prop him up coz he's too drunk)
Boy tries to offer me a job when he has no money himself (I think he's trying to scam me)
Boy sends me topless photo of himself (I think he's asking me for work out tips).