I had a tarot reading yesterday and all was well right up until it came to the reading about my Love life. If you happen to have these things happen to you in the course of a week, then it's time to stay away from the dating game (at least for now):
#1 Your tarot reading tells you that there will be guys coming your way in the near future, however, the next card that you get is a dead man with 5 swords in his back.
#2 You're falling asleep at 10pm reading the scariest book a woman can read (The Game by Neil Strauss)
#3 Every new person you meet might put you at risk of the H1N1 virus aka Swine Flu. (better stay at home, if you go into crowded places, wear a mask - also not the best accessory for dating..unless u're into weird dating)
#4 You dream that you grow into a 40 something year old escort who takes fat old white men out dancing.
#5 Your family members start to think you're 'loose woman' because your FB updates have started to suggest you're getting up to too many *tricks*