Monday, June 22, 2009

It's In The Cards

I had a tarot reading yesterday and all was well right up until it came to the reading about my Love life. If you happen to have these things happen to you in the course of a week, then it's time to stay away from the dating game (at least for now):

#1 Your tarot reading tells you that there will be guys coming your way in the near future, however, the next card that you get is a dead man with 5 swords in his back.

#2 You're falling asleep at 10pm reading the scariest book a woman can read (The Game by Neil Strauss)

#3 Every new person you meet might put you at risk of the H1N1 virus aka Swine Flu. (better stay at home, if you go into crowded places, wear a mask - also not the best accessory for dating..unless u're into weird dating)

#4 You dream that you grow into a 40 something year old escort who takes fat old white men out dancing.

#5 Your family members start to think you're 'loose woman' because your FB updates have started to suggest you're getting up to too many *tricks*


  1. I am sorry, but I don't get it.haha . Maybe b.c it's the middle of the night and I have already taken my ambien. So something about your tarot reading and then stay away from 1 thru 5 when you're dating?

  2. nono it's reasons i should stay out of the dating game.
    i had a tarot reading that mentioned that even if i do meet someone, he's going to stab me in the back. so better to stay away than date and get stabbed!

  3. Noooo! Ur tarot reading is just telling you what you want to hear!

  4. LOL! All in a week?!
    Gosh, I have a funny tarot card reading story.. All I can say is NEVER again for me!!
    Great blog..Just found it.

  5. I like number 5. Thats why we don't add family into our fb list.

  6. taz: i think it's telling me what i NEED to hear!

    tudorcitygirl: thanks for dropping by! yay!
    share ur tarot reading story :)

    L-pot: another family member thought i was suicidal :(