Today I was standing in line and overheard two girls behind me talking about being single.
Girl A: My cousin asked me..Why I still single?
Girl B: Then?
Girl A: I say 'How I know?'
Girl B: Yaloh!
Girl A: Then my cousin was like, 'I know why. You lesbian.'
So it's come to this. If you haven't got a man. You must be lesbo. But then, it still doesn't explain why you're alone instead of cuddled up next to a butch. Hmm.